Corporate Manicure

I almost fell off my chair when I heard it. Actually, I first read it in an editorial column in STAR under the Bondoc column. GMA's manicurist will be made board member of Pag-Ibig Fund. This is too much, I thought. I cannot be true. Imagine my shock when I learned this morning that it actually is.

Enter Ms. Anita Carpon. A vitual unknown before this news. Probably an honest worker. All she wants may be just to have an honest wage to provide her family with the skill she knows how - manicuring. Only that in her case, she is a high profile manicurist. She only do the President's precious little nails.

But she was given the highest tip in recorded Philippine history, a critical position as board member in the State-owned Pag-ibig Fund. Generous President, she should be elevated in the hall of fame as one of the magnanimous tippers in world history.

Only that this particular news smacks of despicability that it cannot be described in words. Ms. Carpon is probably intelligent. We cannot make a judgement about that. She is probably capable. But even the "smart" spokespeople of Malacanang did not hype on it when they tried to defend another in a series of stupid decisions of Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. They only said that there is nothing wrong with the appointment. She is, after all, a government worker.

But so is a lot of highly capable government employees, who can better represent the interest of government workers and the government itself in the State-owned housing institution. They should have probably shifted their college and university masteral courses from Public Administration to Cosmetology, considering how crucial such a course is if you are serving the Gloria Presidency.

Poor Ms. Carpon. She should have just been given a P500 tip and she could've been happier. But this is not about her. This is about her tipper, who has once again insulted the very institutions that holds the backbone of our society. What the hell does she care about Pag-Ibig Fund when she has lots of mansions which she bought out of the 9 years of corrupt practices in the government? She even takes money from the Fund, as if her resources for corruption is not enough, to fund her political machineries, leaving Juan Dela Cruz little option to get a house of his own for his wife and brooding kids.

For the everyday employee, the Pag-Ibig Fund is a big deal. It may be their only hope of getting a house, a source of pride for any family. A capable Board Member will go a long way in representing their interests. But Gloria Arroyo just spits on that with her latest whim. We are not stupid to believe that the Carpon selection is due to her "lowly status." If you're doing the President's nails, your status is nothing lowly, even if you're only a manicurist.

Hell, why Gloria's at it, she can appoint her driver as the next DPWH Secretary, her gardener as DENR Secretary, her "yaya" as official in DPWH, and of course, may be her pet poodle can do a better job than the current Secretary of Justice.